[Verse]

My bot has an LLM

Your bot only spits out phlegm

My bot uses reinforced learning

Your bot keeps other folks yearning

My bot, ten thousand GPUs

Your bot has no petaflops to lose

My bot supports Prompt Engineers

Your bot just inspires fear

My bot passed the Turing test

Your bot says “Hello, World!”, I'm impressed!

My bot, answers user's queries

Your bot’s barely a dictionary

My bot carries conversations

Your bot has hallucinations

My bot is an AGI

Your bot might as well die

[Chorus]

It's time that we let the world know

Doesn't matter if you use Rust or Go

My brain mixed with machine learning

Means my bot's better than your bot, for certain

It's time that wе let the world know

Doesn't mattеr if you use Rust or Go

My brain mixed with machine learning

Means my bot's better than your bot, for certain

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My bot has a trillion parameters

Your bot can't parse simple grammar

My bot needs Azure West

Your bot is on a box under your desk

My bot, billions of qps

Your bot’s source code leaked, it's a mess

My bot can pass the LSAT

Your bot can barely spell that

My bot is a virtual assistant

Your bot? A racist Nazi, it’s insistent

My bot started its own company

Your bot isn't even good company

My bot uses GPT-4

Your bot doesn't function any more

Update! My bot's GPT-5

Your bot is no longer alive

[Chorus]

It's time that we let the world know

Doesn't matter if you use Rust or Go

My brain mixed with machine learning

Means my bot's better than your bot for certain

It's time that we let the world know

Doesn't matter if you use Rust or Go

My brain mixed with machine learning

Means my bot's better than your bot, for certain