[Intro]

Hov’ had “22 Two’s” and “44 Four’s”. I’m guessing that I know how he feels… (I feel you Hov')

Rapping is like a puzzle and it’s so satisfying to complete it

So I’m gonna do my own version

“44 Four’s” You ready? Start counting

[Verse]

Fortunately for me, I’m a fan of Jay-Z

I had “Reasonable Doubt” but he spoke to me

Told me never have a semaphor blockin’ me

And how to come forth out of poverty, (fuck it)

Using tools like Python, Rust, and Forth

Make a fortune like that dude born December Fourth

Write lines of code, hit the forum, perform my metaphors

Better give me ACLs or I’ll knock you down with just my force

I’m never down, always up, it’s literally preposterous

How can this school dropout be so damn prosperous?

To find out hit me on the horn like a rhinoceros

My words make you weak like taking too much phosphorus

I make you submit like you were tagged as a <form>

Make your head spin with all these words that I form

Come at me with a pitchfork, you better best be warned

That I never forgive like Tyson, eat your ear like it’s corn

Speak from my heart to yours don’t need forceps

Words are euphoric and I got a billion more left

Forget that I’m the best it’ll be the last mistake before your death

I’ll format your drive, leave you clean like a floor swept

Lack of foresightedness and I’ll unleash on ya’

Leave you lost in the forest deep in California

Wish you had the Konami code and that this was Contra

Count the bars in this song to get all my entendres

For real, I’m not fucking around

When I drop decrementing for-loops it’s about to go down

Engineering’s foreign concept, don’t need a cap and gown

Bring your PhD to the forefront, I’ll go pound-for-pound

I’m number one and unique so call me Optimus Prime

Transform from engineer to rapper whenever I rhyme

Generate a billion dollars with every single Java line

I haven’t hit the count yet, but I’m running out of time!

It’s URL not “Earl”, gotta be uniform, I’m not mature

But I never do anything that I have to be sorry for

You’ll never get an apology from me, no 4:44

You CPU, but I see roses in my core

Let’s move forward and platformize the functions

I’ll teach you with connected words like conjunction junction

Won’t forgo you on the platform without compunction

Like that dude that came after US Prez forty four, fuck him

Because I Trump the competition, rip them like perforation

I train everyone no one left at the station

Foreclose on anyone hogging needed information

Now that I’m done, come and call me, Roc Nation

[Outro]

No, really, hit me up. I’ll tell you about that time I ate “88 Eight’s”