[Verse 1: AWKWORD]

Never a fresh nerd until my first night a college

Graduated with honors, time I acknowledge

I broke my whole body but my brain's still solid

If uncool was always cool I mighta neva needed AWKWORD

Hoodie and jeans, hair a mop under the fitted

All I do is smile twice, got her typing 10 digits

I like the Latinas but this white girl's, delicious

It's gotta be my confidence, I keep the money hidden

We hit the hot spots, together, she making a splash

I'm chilled out, high, picture her in my bath

Grab a few of her friends, then on right to the pad

They empty out jars a white, right, onto the glass

No second thought to subtlety, lacking the class

But as she dances with her friends all I see is that ass

And after an hour or so, I said we, gotsa crash

This is the revenge of the nerds, yeah, monster mash

[Hook (2X): AWKWORD]

Girl, nice guys wanna meet their wives

Just about, anywhere but where we met last night

And thats why, the next day, I say goodbye

Cause even if you it, we didn't start, it, right

[Verse 2: AWKWORD]

Ah, skip the bath, kiss the back of her neck

She shivers, runs, throws herself down onto the bed

She takes a swig a vodka, then gives me marvelous head

Til i pick her up, flip her over, take both of her legs

Her nails in my back, the wall cracking her head

I almost stayed home, look, I went out instead

Now she pushing me away, so I let myself drop

She hops, up on her feet, then does a dance by the (hahaha)

I reach to pull her down, she hits my hand, says stop

Slowly lowers down her body, and gets on top

Moving in that special way, the bed don't rock

Just like the porno movies taught, this is what's hot

But if you ever watch Bang Bus, you know what we have

A fun little story for me to put in my raps

But that's about all, cause what she needs is a dad

And I couldn't meet my wife on a night like that

[Hook (2X): AWKWORD]

Girl, nice guys wanna meet their wives

Just about, anywhere but where we met last night

And thats why, the next day, I say goodbye

Cause even if you it, we didn't start, it, right