[Verse 1]

You're scaring me with evil unicorns

And your fantasies

Giving me horror dreams

Real awful things that really bother me

Come take a walk with me

I wanna make you feel happy

I wish you could jump through the sheet

Of paper opened in front of me

[Chorus]

Dear penpal

I am writing you again

I haven’t wrote you back in awhile

And I think I want to start again my friend

Dear penpal

What are you like without your pen?

I wanna get inside your mental

Sincerely, your special friend

(D-E-A-R Friend!)