Hey mom

I like boys too

I'm not a raging full on lesbo, wait I was for like a second

But that's what's hot about 2022

You can switch it up and swing whichever fucking way you want to

I know when you're out and there's a boy that's my age

You give him my number, and show a pic of my face

I'm not saying DON'T

I'm just saying if you DO

If you insist here's my list

Find me a man without an ego

Who can cry when things get tough

When he makes a big ass promise has the balls to back it up

Find me a man who know the difference between sex and making love

I'll put a ring on my hand

If you can find me a man like a woman