There's kepone in the river

But the river's still flowing east

Ethyl dosed the planet

In an attempt to keep

The downtown clean

Still

It's a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful day

And the sun is still shining, shining, shining, shining

Over the James

Oregon Hill is in exile

VCU crept up

And lit the torch

West Avenue honkeys

Don't forget that trains

Still run north

Cuz

Third per capita

Third per capita

Third per capita

Next year, number one!