[Intro]

You're listening to the triple J Hottest 100

This next song is about Palagi girls trying to get with the islander guys at the clubs

At number 1

Auzuka

Brisbane

Ahhh

[Chorus]

Brisbane Brisbane Brisbane

I can't fuck around without Brisbane

If you love me now then we can fuck around until your man find out I'm in Brisbane

When I'm out at Fridays

Or I'm at X Cargo

Or I'm even out at Prohibition

I got twenty Maddies

Got 30 Sharnis

Got 40 Chelseas in Brisbane

Brisbane Brisbane Brisbane

I can't fuck around without Brisbane

If you love me now then we can fuck around until your man find out I'm in Brisbane

When I'm out at Fridays

Or I'm at X Cargo

Or I'm even out at Prohibition

I got twenty Maddiеs

Got 30 Sharnis

Got 40 Chelseas in Brisbane

[Verse]

I got island girls I'm at Mi Casa

And Filo girls that's flying lotus

Eaglе street when I feel like Milfs

But I go to EH when I feel like Bogan

I got QUT girls when I'm at Birdies

And UQ girls when I'm at the Barso

I don't do MD when I'm at the Met

But I do white girl when I'm at Xcargo

Brisbane white girls love to see me

See island boys that they wanna be with

That you got a boyfriend but I know she cheating

'Cos Palagi girls love the Polynesians

Why the fuck did she go to Logan

When her Instagram says she's from Bulimba

You can be my Palagi girl

But you could be Samoan if you want it in yah

[Chorus]

Brisbane Brisbane Brisbane

I can't fuck around without Brisbane

If you love me now then we can fuck around until your man find out I'm in Brisbane

When I'm out at Fridays

Or I'm at X Cargo

Or I'm even out at Prohibition

I got twenty Maddies

Got 30 Sharnis

Got 40 Chelseas in Brisbane

Brisbane Brisbane Brisbane

I can't fuck around without Brisbane

If you love me now then we can fuck around until your man find out I'm in Brisbane

When I'm out at Fridays

Or I'm at X Cargo

Or I'm even out at Prohibition

I got twenty Maddies

Got 30 Sharnis

Got 40 Chelseas in Brisbane

[Verse]

I want the baddest bitch

That's a Brisbane Thot

I want a Brisbane thot

That would love Auzuka

I could stick my dick into her fruit drink snorkels

So she sucks my dick like its a vodka cruiser

If you got a man

Than that cunts an op

And if he pulls up on me Imma see frustration

Hard man when he's on the Bundy

But he's soft as fuck when he's on the pavement

Why the fuck you tryna act staunch my Uso

Why the fuck you tryna act tough my Uso

Why you being fear gangster my Uso

If you mad we can stand throw hands my Uso

But don't you know I'm all about love my Uso

I didn't mean to talk to your girl my Uso

You can pick a club

And if i don't show up

It's 'cos I'm fucking your girl in your house my uso

[Chorus]

Brisbane Brisbane Brisbane

I can't fuck around without Brisbane

If you love me now then we can fuck around until your man find out I'm in Brisbane

When I'm out at Fridays

Or I'm at X Cargo

Or I'm even out at Prohibition

I got twenty Maddies

Got 30 Sharnis

Got 40 Chelseas in Brisbane

Ahhh

Brisbane Brisbane Brisbane

I can't fuck around without Brisbane

If you love me now then we can fuck around until your man find out I'm in Brisbane

When I'm out at Fridays

Or I'm at X Cargo

Or I'm even out at Prohibition

I got twenty Maddies

Got 30 Sharnis

[Outro]

I'm just joking Sharni

You know I still love you