[Verse 1: jacker0p]
Turkey Jaymee, want a taste
Anime memes, haunted face
Please let me get a plate
Full of your gooch
Trying hardest not to scream
Could you imagine being me
Oh fuck oh fuck
Stupid Dave go back to bean
Shut up, I’m Chiaki Nanami
Yell at my boyfriend
Don’t matter he’ll come back
What I do counts as abuse
But nothing will shake me loose
I’ll be with him forever
I wish I was Japanese
My boyfriend said sugondese
I don’t know what that means
I’m scared to ask
What if he says sugondese nuts
I don’t care, I don’t have nuts
But don’t tell him that
He’s bi, did you know
His local trap in Florida
Deez nuts, deez nuts
I really hate my stupid dad
Drown him with my maxi pad
Holy fuck that’s hot
Dave feels the same
What if my dad is into it
Then I have illegitimate kid
That wou-
[Interlude: jacker0p]
*father breaks down the door*
What the fuck are you doing in here
Dad get off my nuts I was just hanging with my boyfriend
That little indian boy again? Daniel?
His name is Dave, dad, and he’s not Indian he’s mexican
That’s even worse
God dad you just don’t get me
Shut the fuck up stupid kid
Dad getcho crusty hands off me
I’ll teach you to talk to a man that way
D-d-dad stop
[Verse 2: bandaid]
Today is holy Black Friday
Where the fuck is Yandhi, Kanye
Ooooohhh my butt nuts..
Monika’s fart
Literally deez nuts guy
Can’t imagine being Psy
Jaymus has the Thanos jaw
The E-Girl Stone
Speaking of the deez nuts guy
Do you think he would eat turkey
I am being serious
Why did they remove the cube
I am really fucking mad
Hey 21 kid, how have you been
That’s good dude, why did you run away?
Wait, what are you doing
Why are you grabbing me 21 kid stop seriously what the fuck let me go SERIOUSLY STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
[Outro: Bryce]
Ahem
For years
The fltsukojisgargamelstudios has been tainted by the Nep
She has flooded him with influenza and zika
And aids
So please
Contribute to the downfall of the literally Chiaki empire
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