[Intro: MC Person]

I sharded, shit farded

[Verse 1: RYEHAT]

Everybody ask me how I fake my depression

Man look, man, I just post sad Bart Simpson

If I didn’t I wouldn’t get nudes again

I want her toes, not her ass I ain’t doin no half-nuttin' (Goop)

Can't let it compromise the games I'm playin' (Game)

Bandaid always tellin’ us to listen to Clipping (Ok)

Got Consocians Deficit so he can’t eat chicken

T$NOW in a light coma got everybody prayin'

Site need refreshin' (Ugh), what merch you been coppin'? (Slime)

Wrote a new rules channel, I guess it needs amendin' (Rules)

I go Binkey Jeller when I'm countin' all my exes (Woah)

Man, I feel like I’m a chad when a gamer start ascendin' (Chad)

On summer vacation (Yay), drove all the way to Destin (Beach)

Like I play for Carlisle, tryna make Dallas go wow (Wow)

I ain't on team Alvin, what you people sayin’?

Everybody knows Theodore gets the best suckin', goddam

[Verse 2: Lil' JC]

Man, this song bops like an episode of yo gabba gabba (Mhm)

Bonfire burns big lookin' like a Fire (Mhm)

Campin in a forest, that's a decently big tent

Who made y'all boyscots? You can't even make a fire

I don't like the outdoors, forget 'em no mosquitoes for me (Yeah)

Always off the goop like constipated on da toilet (Alright)

Y'all don't like speak to me, ya dumb dumb

But I make your female some coffee and some cereal (Oh)

Loosely fit gloves, look like ima oj simsion (Sheesh)

I really like grapes, and apples ain't worth nothin' (yum)

Actin' like ruby, but you definitely max (Hey)

I been in your house, I been in your cabin (Right)

Take the eggo out, put some syrup on da waffle (MMMm)

Dawg, I'm like Blue, man, we just got a letter

Oh, so crazy, is from, bob da builder

I just want to have fun, put da channel on Dora

[Verse 3: jack]

Depression got me fucked up, anxious for the wife up

My friends put they fake up, it’s like I’m playing facade

Tell them that my mind gone, try to pass my own time

Keep me in a bad mood, digging grave with false lies

Push away my friends’ view, I got trust in the fable

That the friendship isn’t real, and AUTISLES a shit label

Need a personal connection, I just wanna talk, maybe

Bein’ lonely made me realize how lonely I made you feelin, uh

[Chorus: MC Person]

My girl is so pretty pretty (Mmh)

She makes me so happy happy

Tell my mom, man, she is rich

'Cause she be payin', she lovely, lovely (Mmh)

My bitch is so smelly, smelly (mmh) she makes me go punchy, punchy (Get it)

Tell my dad, man, she is poor

'Cause she ain't payin' for, nothing, nothing (Mmh)

(okay, why?)

[Verse 4: binkey max]

Cream in their rears like a fart

Always eat shorts like the bart

Trauma in my butt, ripped apart

Bite at my toes like a shark

Poseidon kiss on my cheeks

Look in the bowl and it reeks

Grip it with my hand like sheik

Pops in and out, hide and seek

(Okay, why?)

[Outro: bandaid & Jackson]

Ooh, ooh, Cartoon Guy is a fat lard

Ooh (hi), ooh, ooh (Erfgh)

Cartoon Guy is a fat lard

Okay, why?

Fart man! (PEE!)

Okay, why?

Okay, why?

Fart man!