[Intro]

Can I clear my throat? The tape's running? Alright, here we go. Check this out

[Verse 1]

As I recite my poetry, party people just know it's me

I teach the world to sing in three-part harmony

With style, and I got a big manila envelope file

On girls who go buck-wild on the dance floor

You lookin' good but what you bring your man for?!

He's somewhat of an eyesore, a sucka

Yeah, a punk mother

What the hell he gonna say when I snatch her and walk away?

Nothin' 'cuz I'm Milk and you're with it

Yo baby, customized condom's fitted to perfection

Grab this erection, perk it and jerk it

You know how to work it, undercover hooker!

[Chorus]

Undercover hooker

[Verse 2]

The sex is free, but the crack cost papers

I don't smoke crack, so where's the sexual caper?

I'm on, and what'dya know? I hit bingo

Entice a young lady with my bedstyle lingo

She's mine, she used to be yours, that was a minute ago

Give me five more minutes I'll be doin' the stunt (Hoe!)

And knowing that when I get goin', she'll be huffin' and puffin'

And she'll be also blowin' the Milkman

And I'mma look her straight in the eye and call her an undercover hooker!

[Chorus]

Undercover hooker

[Verse 3]

I love all women of the world but on the sneak tip

I always get over on the hovel and meek tip

Offer them a sip of the finest, call them a highness

All together, I combine this

It seems to work 99.9 of the times

The .1 percent is clever with a rhyme, and aww yeah

So be it, Giz snatch the number so my girl don't see it

I get with her later one night when I need it (Yo Milk, how you livin'?)

As an undercover hooker

[Chorus]

Undercover hooker

[Verse 4]

Now don't try to play it off like he walled you, blue

'Cuz if a girl standin' next to you was with it, what would you do?

Would you say "Hey, no thanks, I'm faithful"

Or bing-bang the boo and just be grateful?

If your answer was A, then you're a beginner

But if your answer was B, you're a straight up winner

'Cuz love is a game that you play to win

There are hookers in the house so let the games begin

I jumpstart the heart of a cutie, get her in the mood-y

Now it's time to hit the booty with full force

And of course I win the coin toss (So yo, how you goin' out?)

As an undercover hooker (Ahh, yeah)

[Outro]

Undercover hooker

Undercover hooker