Man, don't you know that i'm lazy

Don't you know i'm insane?

Don't you know that i'm lazy, so lazy lazy man

And i wake up about a quarter to twelve

Get my socks on while i just talk to myself

Hop on my box and surf the web for a spell

And it's about this time i realize that i kinda smell

Oh well, guess i'll grab a quick shower

Tummy starts to rumble and growl like bowser

Stack some more dirty dishes all up on the counter

Then i need a nap for about another hour

I live my life on a tape delay

Seven seconds for my brain to tell my mouth what to say

Not that it dimishes the meanings that they weigh

And i barely finish any of games that i play

Anyway, now it's late afternoon

And i coulda sworn i finished all these tracks back in june

Instead i'm distracted by theses eps of SVU

Another wasted day that i soon will bid adieu

And i'm devoted to the latter half of my name sake

Any activity is givin me the same ache

No tps reports, well you better blame quake

Lazier than me i'm proclaimin you're a lame fake

Blame me cause i'm slower than tree sap

If i ran the mafia nobody would get knee-capped

Instead the punishement would be to run 3 laps

This is probably the laziest i ever have rapped

Oh snap, i'll always be the last picked

Life is a marathon and i'm gettin my ass kicked

Never get it on with any of the cute fast chicks

Never make beats as long as i got soundclick

And i, don't know what i will do

When i, run out of words i can use

So i, will be a little obstuse

And try, not to re-use-use-use