[Soundbite from The Tick]

The Evil Midnight Bomber: You'll never prove a thing copper, I'm just a part time electrician. I... I... I... Bad is good, baby. Down with government! And so he says, "I don't like the cut of your jib." And I'm like, "It's the only jib I got baby" hahahaha! 60 seconds to midnight. 60 seconds to nowhere baby! You have all become victims of The Midnight Bomber, What Bombs? Hey! Pay Attention!

[Verse 1: Attack Slug]

Monstrous, I'm comin up from Loch Ness

Entertaining you tonight

So call me John Tesh

Refresh, hit ya RSS

Just watch me as I syndicate success

So fresh, XML up in the audio

Don't forget the text up in the body though

Good to go, like a hooker on prom night

Crazy like Moe, bring a monkey to a knife fight

Up up down down left right left right

Lets go down town arcade third strike

Ignite, so bright, 2D, parry

Prefer those sprites, alright Chun-Li

That's me with the feet up in yo face

Erase the score, replaced the paper chase

With Cubivore. like I told you before

Play the obscure if you're motherfuckin hardcore

Don't you know that i'll rip you like Rifftrax

Spittin so foul people are givin me tic-tacs

It's that, piracy of sick tracks

Check my bounty, I'm rollin with the strawhats (Ahhhh!)

3 minutes to rumble like Chopper

Hearts break, call me the show stoppa

Touch my swingline, I might have to drop ya

Right across the dome with a blue rickenbacker

[Hook]x2

Humanity, is not ready for change. No

Morality, has slowly been deranged

But reality, will always be the same

So insanity, is what's changing the game

[Verse 2: Kabuto The Python]

Kabuto pack c-4 in a backpack with a fat sack hit you with a blackjack while you

Fappin at your mac I'll buck you with a black mac chewin on a big mac

Cop another big stack

And yall mafukkas still sipping on Similac

Kabuto gas-brake bumping front (front) back (back)

Side to side, yeah try to hide, I'm sippin on Tide as I key your ride

[Soundbite] (no blasters, no blasters)

Request denied, but I handle my beef, we can take it outside

Don't mean to deride but it's high time you died, this is pure insanity

You can see it in my 9 eyes

[Verse 3: Attack Slug]

Drain your life bar, and take your last breath

If you were a 360? I'm the red ring of death

Kickin so hard they call me Red Leg Zeff

That's right, the head chef

Dead set to be a major threat

You see my silhouette

And flee the internet

Ohhhh no sweat, I seize the coronet

I see and raise the bet

I'm leavin you in debt soooo

Yo man I'm sicker than 4chan

7chan, 2chan... 711chan

12chan? FBI party van!

/b/ is not your personal army

Do you understand?

Hell bent on making the ascent

I'd like to pay the rent making questionable content

To host your stupid youtube comments

I'm stopping your motion like Wallace and Gromit

[Hook] x2

Humanity, is not ready for change. No

Morality, has slowly been deranged

But reality, will always be the same

So insanity, is what's changing the game

[Soundbite from The Tick]

The Evil Midnight Bomber: Excuse me, excuse me. And then I says, "Tell me that I'm wrong." And he says, "I can't baby cause your not"

And so he says to me, "You got legs baby, you're everywhere. You're all over the place!" Yeah

Arthur: What are you, doing?

The Evil Midnight Bomber: I-I-I just uh just wanted to use the uh and he says, "Evil is okay in my book how about yours?!" And I go, "Yeah baby yeah, yeah! I uh, I just Wanted to wash my hands