On the bbs, we know what is best

Internet obsessed, so guess what you're next

We are not impressed, got your home address

It is a contest, discover the context

Text cannot stop, and spamming dicks'll

Bump to the top, not half what chicks pull

And we won't drop till we get the mix full

This looks shopped i can tell by the pixels

(Ranger)

Visit the forum, man I'm in a fit of boredom

Gonna read some shit, feed the twits and miss decorum

Explore the board, quick click to view the new posts

Few boast the skill to stick and jam my alley-oop posts

I'll set you up, dude, you better bring the comedy

Don't take it serious and go and tell your mum on me

I'm havin fun you see, unless you wanna bring the drama

Cause then it's on, I'll eat you up like Jeffery Dahmer

Protect your karma, best to check with Dalai Lama

Fore you mess with me, cause I am the cat's pyjamas

Buildin pyramids, climb the top to get your rep dropped

Scorin points like I'm Cousy with a set shot

You best PM the mods and beg to lock the topic

Butt heads with me, your cred's already microscopic

You post myopic, open eyes and light a candle

Now you understand, man, it's time to change your handle

(attackslug)

Oh hai, i wandered in here from the Habbo

Bestow the brillance of another cat macro

In fact though, just here to act wack yo

Nice hack bro, ya made the mods aggro

Ohhhh, my intro post? i like turtles

FUCK YEAH SEAKING, and i'm dying squirtle

Get my kekeke from unfunny meme's

Sage for the raid and the process repeats

Elites, believe they're the alpha geeks

And outline refined post techniques

I bring the hammer down on grammer critiques

Seems oblique, but you'll fit in within the week

The meek get diced, so welcome to the tubes

Invade the zeitgeist, and you better bring lube

Or offer sacrifice by posting some boobs

Or pay the price and get burned like dumb n00bs

Yes, trolling all your posts

Got you seeing ghosts

There's no route to host

Your account is toast

Oh don't you see that we

Are tracing your IP

Identity is posted on /b/

(KABUTO)

Topic locked, register, copy to text editors

I'm better with the messages mopping up my competitors

Rage a little here, little there, till you flip out

Warning from the mods, posted a pic up with my dick out

And that's quite a feat bitch i had to use a fisheye

Can it take a seat bitch, an internet spitter is i

Courteously serve ya pwning because you suck sir

Freud himself couldn't cure your fuckin butthurt