[Jason: spoken voicemail]

Yo Slug, this is Bird, man

Hey, haha, dude it's raining outside

And umm, I'm waiting on you motherfuckers again

Nobody's answering their phones

And uh, I got the van packed up

Ready to roll, we're checked out of the hotel

All's I need is rappers and DJs to get in the fucking van

So, please man, hurry the fuck up

Cats Van Bags, yo, k?