[Hook]

I fall flat on my ass

Like a fat kid in gym class

Now I'm getting fat ass

And I'm getting fat stacks

[Verse One]

That'll teach these bastards not to fuck with me

I'll grope their neck until they can't breathe

I'll break everyone's glasses until they can't see

Saw some teachers killing each other

What a horrible scene

This dude just put her in the dumpster

Shit just got extreme

Let me schedule you an appointment

I'm planning to take advantage

Of Spanish bitches with gigantic boobs

Couldn't afford no fucking lube

So now I'm stuck with ointment

Boner disappearing faster than the Titanic

No need to panic

I'll make a motherfucker vanish

I'll make a knuckle sandwich

El Chapo in a prison full of Hispanics

You wanted a legend, your wish is fucking granted

[Hook]

I fall flat on my ass

Like a fat kid in gym class

Now I'm getting fat ass

And I'm getting fat stacks

[Verse Two]

Goldilocks and the three bitches

They overdosed on some porridge

Now everything they see is orange

I'm having a fucking brain shortage

Took some fucking syringes out of the storage

Now everybody's passed out on the fucking floor and

I'm still sitting here, this is so abhorrent

So I go to turn the faucet on

I just see blood pouring

[Hook]

I fall flat on my ass

Like a fat kid in gym class

Now I'm getting fat ass

And I'm getting fat stacks

[Outro]

This song is really fucking dumb

Don't do this shit