You're just a little kid, still sorry about what you did

We knew you back when you got funny stares

And you think you're cool cause you got pubic hairs

Daddy bought you your first truck

You were so sure it would be your first fuck

It's out by now, everyone's heard

You were the biggest 8th grade nerd!

Try to cover up but you didn't do it right and now your biggest worry is getting in a fight

8th Grade Nerd

Ever since school you thought you were it

Deep in your head you know we're the shit

Daddy bought you your first truck

You were so sure it would be your first fuck

It's out by now, everyone's heard

You were the biggest 8th grade nerd!

Try to cover up but you didn't do it right and now your biggest worry is getting in a fight

8th Grade Nerd

8th Grade Nerd