Released on May 4, 2011

Thumbnail

[Chorus]

In the basement rolling dice, I'm a wizard

When we play we do it right, candles flicker

Fighting dragons in my mind (in my mind) just for kicks

DM says you're gonna die, roll a d6

Roll a d6, roll a d6

Na-na-na-na-na

DM says you're gonna die, roll a d6

Roll a d6, roll a d6

Na-na-na-na-na

DM says you're gonna die, roll a d6


[Verse 1]

Gimme perception check, make your damn rolls worthwhile

Players love my style, at my table getting wild

Got these schemes a-plotting, got my map and my cloak

Got these players' heads a-popping, someone get me more Coke

Hell yeah

Level up, lev-level up

Goblins all around me, I be hacking them all up

I be hacking them all up!

I be hacking them all up!

When there's goblins all around me I be hacking them all up up up


[Chorus]

In the basement rollin' dice, I'm a wizard

When we play we think we fight giant lizards

Getting treasure piled high (piled high), like the rogue Nyx

Steal a wallet from that guy, roll a d6

Roll a d6, roll a d6

Na-na-na-na-na

Steal a wallet from that guy, roll a d6

Roll a d6, roll a d6

Na-na-na-na-na

Steal a wallet from that guy, roll a d6


[Verse 2]

Keeping it, keeping it wild, in the forest I got style

I'm a level 30 ranger, I been playing for a while

This is how we live (what) every single night (all right)

Necromancer raise the dead, and let me see them fight fight fight fight

Hell yeah

Raise them up, raise, raise them up

Zombies all around me, I be hacking them all up

I be hacking them all up

I be hacking them all up

When there's zombies all around me, I be hacking them all up up up


[Chorus]

Sittin' down here with these mice, I'm a wizard

When we play we go all night, eating Twizzlers

Got my spellbooks piled high (piled high), learning new tricks

Shooting lightning to the sky, roll a d6

Roll a d6, roll a d6

Ahahahaha

Shooting lightning to the sky, roll a d6

Roll a d6, roll a d6

Ahahahaha

Shooting lightning to the sky, roll a d6


[Bridge]

It's that dungeon-crawling beast, make you put your shields up

Make you put your shields up, put your, put your shields up

It's that dungeon-crawling beast, make you put your shields up

Make you put your shields up, put your, put your shields up

Hell yeah, make you put your shields up

Make you put your shields up, put your, put your shields up

Hell yeah, make you put your shields up

Make you put your shields up, put your, put your shields up


[Chorus]

In the basement rolling dice, I'm a wizard

When we play we do it right, candles flicker

Fighting dragons in my mind (in my mind) just for kicks

DM says you're gonna die, roll a d6

Roll a D6, roll a D6

Na-na-na-na-na

DM says you're gonna die, roll a D6

Roll a D6, roll a D6

Na-na-na-na-na

DM says you're gonna die, roll a D6