[Chorus]

Help me, Bob, I'm bully in the alley

Way-hey, bully in the alley

Help me, Bob, I'm bully in the alley

Bully down in Shinbone Al'!

[Verse 1]

Sally is the girl that I love dearly

Way-hey, bully in the alley

Sally is the girl that I spliced nearly

Bully down in Shinbone Al'!

[Chorus]

Help me, Bob, I'm bully in the alley

Way-hey, bully in the alley

Help me, Bob, I'm bully in the alley

Bully down in Shinbone Al'!

[Verse 2]

For seven long years I courted little Sally

Way-hey, bully in the alley

But all she did was dilly and dally

Bully down in Shinbone Al'!

[Chorus]

Help me, Bob, I'm bully in the alley

Way-hey, bully in the alley

Help me, Bob, I'm bully in the alley

Bully down in Shinbone Al'!

[Verse 3]

I ever get back, I'll marry little Sally

Way-hey, bully in the alley

Have six kids and live in Shin-bone Alley

Bully down in Shinbone Al'!

[Chorus]

Help me, Bob, I'm bully in the alley

Way-hey, bully in the alley

Help me, Bob, I'm bully in the alley

Bully down in Shinbone Al'!