Bastermating

By Asher Roth

On Pabst & Jazz

Released on December 20, 2011

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[Chorus]

My raps are, my raps are unbelievable

My raps, my raps

My raps are, my raps are unbelievable

Too advanced for y'all

Go try to find another rhymer with my kind of grammar

Go try to find another rhymer with my kind of grammar

I spark light with the pen

My raps are, my raps are unbelievable

Go try to find another rhymer with my kind of grammar

Go try to find another rhymer with my kind of grammar

My raps are, my raps are unbelievable


[Verse 1: Asher Roth]

I think it's time I play the lotto

I'm feeling lucky sucker, "Oh well fuck it" is my motto

Gotta bring the ruckus, smoking nuggets, sip moscato

With Roscoe Dash while I play his record on serato

Vado's prolly my favorite rapper since Bob Dole

Odd flow so I drive slow with my eyes closed

Stop stroll, nah yo I'd rather eat hot crow

Closed throat, gross bro don't forget to swallow

Hollow that's what they try to tell me that my rhymes is

So I found God, had to tell him what his Moms did

What? Is this some fucking sick joke?

Like an anorexic chick putting on a strip show

No shit oh bitch go and let them nips show

Let me see a pole flip and then throw it back ho

Bend that back bone when I take it back home

Heard I made that ass fat, I'm a fucking rap pro let's go


[Chorus]

My raps are, my raps are unbelievable

My raps, my raps

My raps are, my raps are unbelievable

Too advanced for y'all

Go try to find another rhymer with my kind of grammar

Go try to find another rhymer with my kind of grammar

I spark light with the pen

My raps are, my raps are unbelievable

Go try to find another rhymer with my kind of grammar

Go try to find another rhymer with my kind of grammar

My raps are, my raps are unbelievable


[Verse 2: A$AP Twelvey]

Man I came to bring the pain, Twelvey spitting flames

Live from the 212 with my A dollar gang

AP Audamar, running like a Viking back

Instagram with the flow

All the hoes be liking that, recite it back

Run it back, play it over, play it over

ASAP everything, my young nigga’s taking over

Pop Rex make your soda loud its a roll up

Cooking up some shit Ty Dash screaming hold up

Rosay what it do, trill niggas making moves

Came to give you hell, for the pleasure and the principal

Kicked outta school, school, trapping in the frat house

Gorgeous motherfucker getting pussy like a cat house

Blow her back out, didn’t bring the stacks out

Then she got a train, everybody in the stash house

Carolina blue jays, shit is like Stackhouse

Sipping real slow but a nigga on the fast route

Last year this time I was on some low shit

Last year this time y'all was on some ho shit

Body after body I'm a twelve gauge shotty

Toasted to the most high cause I know that God's got me


[Bridge]

Man I came to play

I ain’t talking bout no games today

Man I’m tripping on the fame today

Man I aim to spray, step back and let the flame away

I set it off, man I came to play

Man I’m tripping on the fame today

Man I aim to spray, step back and let the flame away

Yo I think I took to many of those

Yo Ash how many was I supposed to take, I think I'm fucked


[Verse 3: Chip Tha Ripper]

Walk in the most expensive strip club with my dick out

Pitched a fist full of change at the stripper and knocked that bitch out

Today was my first day at work I brought your dish out

Clip my toenails over your plate to watch you fish out

Pictures of greatness show me wear the cake is

I'mma take it and shove it all up in the lawmakers faces

Doing what you feel could be unreal

I looked up and spit like a half a mill

Pictures of my old crib hanging in my new crib

Raps and hoes besides those I don’t do shit

Trying to live extra cool, I don’t fuck with the stress

Louie condoms, bitch come get fucked with finesse

The school pimping the kids, they selling chocolate bars

Me and my niggas in this bitch and we some chocolate stars

You said I fell off, my money said that bitch a liar

How you sleeping on Chip when your mattress on fire

Tonight's the night that could change your life girl

All you gotta do is give him what he like girl

A lotta head, a lot of shut the fuck up and chill

Maybe a twenty-five some and two Viagra pills


[Chorus]

My raps are, my raps are unbelievable

My raps, my raps

My raps are, my raps are unbelievable

Too advanced for y'all

Go try to find another rhymer with my kind of grammar

Go try to find another rhymer with my kind of grammar

I spark light with the pen

My raps are, my raps are unbelievable

Go try to find another rhymer with my kind of grammar

Go try to find another rhymer with my kind of grammar

My raps are, my raps are unbelievable


[Verse 4: YP]

Blunts rolled now flame up, I done came up

When you steady going up they wanna hang you

But I ain't worried until they read me a verdict

I promise I'ma splurge it cause I feel I deserved it

I get more from flipping than burgers

Move from a worker to the chairman of my own operation

You could get under, no wonder

I throw a party and bitches think it's a slumber

It's some chicks that spent the night, I never gave em my number

I'm young Hefner, couple cuties to measure

Hundred and twelve weigh it up, its nothing extra

And when you murdered the pen they wanna test you

Just dont make me black yo eyes like Uncle Fester

Don't you know I'm one of them guys go check the record

Have me get to clapping like the end of a lecture

I'm building an empire you part of this, you lucky

They call me YP but in my city I'm like Nucky

Ripley's couldn't believe it and haters feel the same

They dont know about the grand, think juices are Minute Maid

I tell them all the time, get out, get paid

Are you here for the long haul or only just a phase