Mine turtle, mine turtle, the mine turtle (Hello!), mine turtle!

Mine turtle's on the prowl, llama whipping by

Mine turtle's got a smile sweet as pie, flavored pie

Skater kid tells a cop, "You can't tell me what to do!"

Watch out! When mine turtle says hello to you! (Hello!)

Mine turtle, mine turtle, the mine turtle (Hello!), mine turtle!

Woah!

Mine turtle's traveled round thе world

From Cairo to Madrid

Saw gun-to-lease potato

And the "I Likе Trains" kid

Visited Desmond on the moon

In his flying machine

Fight the aliens

(Throw the cheese!)

Stole an alien technology

And built a time machine

Went back in time to

One hundred million B.C

The caveman asked

"What kind of animal are you?"

"Technically I'm a tortoise!"

(I am a stegosaurus!)

Mine turtle, mine turtle, he is the, he is the

Mine turtle (Hello!), mine turtle!

Woah!

Listen up, we'll tell you where mine turtle came from

In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom

He shouted Drunk Science and he drank a cold one

And soon he had made the world's first turtle bomb

The cops tried to stop him

Before he could explode

(Look out he's got a nose!)

(Wait, no he doesn't.)

Mine turtle! Mine turtle! The mine turtle (Hello!) Mine turtle!

Mine turtle (Mine turtle, ) Mine turtle! The mine turtle (Mine turtle!) Mine turtle!