Lab Rules (New Rules Science Parody)

By AsapSCIENCE

Released on April 11, 2018

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[Intro]

One (One)


[Verse 1]

Working into the lab and I'm thinking about safety

Got goggles drawn and lab coats on

Open-toe shoes outta here, are you going crazy?

Things could go wrong, things could go wrong


[Pre-Chorus]

My gloves, they make me safe around chemicals

The chemicals

My love, tie back your hair and prep materials

The materials


[Chorus]

One, don't you taste or sniff

You know you should be wafting if you're taking a whiff

Two, don't mix it in

Until the label's checked again

Three, no food or drink

Unless you wanna have us find you dead in the morning

And if you follow this, you will mitigate the risk


[Bridge]

I got lab rules, I count 'em (One, one)

I got lab rules, I count 'em (One, one)

Long hair tied back against myself (One, one)

I got lab rules, I count 'em (One, one)

Now go and tell them to a friend


[Chorus]

One, don't you taste or sniff

You know you should be wafting if you're taking a whiff

Two, don't mix it in

Until the label's checked again

Three, no food or drink

Unless you wanna have us find you dead in the morning

And if you follow this, you will mitigate the risk


[Outro]

I got lab rules, I count 'em