[Verse 1]

A perfect chair to park my derriere

Look out the window and see the world moving along

A scenic view, tell me what I should do

It's irrelevant 'cause I don't ever listen

You still offer your outstretched arm but

You already bought the farm

[Verse 2]

A snail's pace is better than that rat race

The labyrinth maze is never ending

So skip the cheese and rise from your knees

That concrete ground ain't very comfy

You still offer your calloused hand but

You're just a shell of a man

[Chorus 1]

Who dives off the deep end

(Dive)

Dives off the deep end

(Dive)

Someone's drained the pool, a hard surface and you collide

Dives off the deep end

(Dive)

Why choose to pretend

(Dive)

What you're diving towards is a hollow bull's eye

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus 2]

Dive off the deep end

(Dive)

Dive off the deep end

(Dive)

Someone's drained the pool, plaster and you collide

Dive off the deep end

(Dive)

Try not to pretend

(Dive)

What you're diving towards is an empty booby prize

[Outro]

Dive

Dive

Dive

A hard surface and you collide

Oooooh, oooooh

Oooooh, oooooh

Oooh-oooh-oooh