It was a nice day out, a few days ago

I wanted to go walk a couple hours to aconvenience store

So I- I got out

I was walking on the left side of the road

'Cause where I am is a little underdeveloped

There's no sidewalks

You can see all the cars in front of you

So you can move out of their way

And you don't have to worry about the cars behind you because you're not in their way

So I was walking

And I hear- I hear, behind me

There's like a really loud car

I assume it's like, oh, probably just like a sports car or something

'Cause there have been a couple of those and they have been pretty loud

And I don't bother turning around, 'cause I've been on this road, like, ten or so times

So I continue walking

And, um, it gets louder, it gets louder

And then, next thing I know, right next to me

The- the car, it's like, a foot away from my arm

It almost hits me

And, like, I'm- I'm in shock right now

Because, like, what the fuck just happened?

This car, like, appears out of nowhere

It, like, almost fucking kills me

And it just zooms on by

What happened is, like, after it passed me

Like, it was driving on the left lane, by the way

Like

You're supposed to be driving on the right lane, but it was driving on the left lane

And, like, as soon as it passed me, it, like, went back to the right lane

And that was like

What the hell? Like, what are you thinking? Why would that person do that?

I looked around on the road, there's no pothole, there's no animal for them to swerve against, there's nothing!

Were they- were they trying to hit me? Is- is that what's going on he-

I don't understand!

This doesn't make any sense to me!

Like, it still doesn't

Anyway, fast-forward, the following day

I'm hanging out with my friend and her girlfriend

And, uh, I'm, like, telling them about this

And my friend's girlfriend

Like, she tells me

That her mom was texting her, like

The day that I almost got hit

That her sister, who was driving a car, like, with her mom in it

To go see her boyfriend who happens to live close to me

That her sister almost hit somebody walking on the side of the road with her car

And I'm starting to put the pieces together, I'm like

Mmm, Maybe- maybe, um

Maybe it was her, maybe she almost hit me

Like, then I described the car to my friend's girlfriend

And she, like, pulls up a photo of her sister's car

And it's the same fucking car!

It's the same car that passed by me!

So now I'm like, what the fuck, what a coincidence

That my-

My best friend's girlfriend's sister almost hit me with her car

I don't understand what's going on

But I'm very glad that I didn't get hit

Like, wow

I'm still kind of in shock

And I don't understand why that happened

Like, at all

But, I mean, it's- it's cool, it's cool

It could've been worse, I suppose

I don't really know if it was, like, actually her

But there's a lot of evidence supporting it

But also, like, it's not, like

For certain, you know?

But, that i- that would be a really freaky coinciden-