[Verse 1]

I've been looking for a summertime lady to lay her head on me

But that's a strange request

I should give it a rest

And I don't think it's meant to be

I have trouble with meeting people and can't be bothered to learn

Because I'm a social mess

And a God damn pest

And all I do is yearn

[Verse 2]

There's this new girl across the hall, with a vintage sort of style

And dark dyed-red hair

It's really quite unfair

The way that she makes me smile

So here I am wasting my time, while she sits right over there

I shoot a glance her way

But I cannot convey

That I would like some time to share

[Pre-Chorus]

Because I'm not sure if I will talk to her

Because I'm not that kind of guy

There's got to be so many she'd prefer

And anyway I'm much too shy

[Chorus]

And she's so hipster chic

And I'm a cheapster hick

My interests have been piqued

But time is running so quick

[Verse 3]

Women, women everywhere, nor any drop to drink

When you are shy like me

Out of society

Having conversations that you just think

I make a habit of pining for what I can never get

I'm alternately inspired

And bitter and tired

I haven't gained any insight from this yet

[Pre-Chorus]

I just waste my time with and without "her"

Whoever "she" happens to be, currently

What would my life be like without "her"? I'm not sure

I'm too scared that it will turn out pleasantly

[Chorus]

But she's so hipster chic

And I'm a cheapster hick

My interests have been so piqued

But time is running so quick

Oh, she's so hipster chic

She's got cheeky hips

My chance is looking bleak

For one taste of her lips