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Intro:

This is one of my most personal stories (it really do be)

Just please enjoy it

Verse 1:

Dick dick dick dick dicked in like a tightrope

45 inches only sucking on a pipe though

Really too long to circulate the blood flow

So it never get hard, like I might hope (huh)

You wakin' up with a boner (huh)

I’m waking up nowhere closer (huh)

I try to get this thing hard (huh)

I think I need a blood donor (huh)

Verse 2:

Contact the president

Help me Obunga man

Wait for the verdict

I'm holding my mother hand

I skipped a step and I ball like a rubber band

Learned that my father is really another man

He got the answers cuz' he biological

How do you find girls that eat all your popsicles

Stickin’ it in does it rupture abdominals

Where do you buy condoms, more economical

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Verse 3:

Obunga, I need his number you piece of shit (you piece of shit)

You must think that you're hot cuz' you run the government (the government)

Establish a father and son relationship (relationship)

I was 'bout to get shaken to my core like a Haitian chick (a Haitian chick)

Verse 4:

He says "my name is Obunga, (yuh)

You might think me as nothing" (yuh)

But then he pulled down his pants and his dick was as long as career of Tim Duncan (yuh)

"I am your father, sorry to bother you

Please do not hate me just like your mother do

When I left you wasn't right like your other shoe

But thank God that I finally discovered you"

Why?

"Because I am loving you"

Obunga

Outro:

I mean, dad

I love you too