[Verse 1]

Brian

Top marks for not trying

So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness

We're grateful and so strangely comforted

And I wonder, are you putting us under?

'Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination

Well, see you later, innovator

[Verse 2]

Some want to kiss, some want to kick you

There's not a net you couldn't slip through

Or at least that's the impression I get, 'cause you're smooth and you're wet

And she's not aware yet, but she's yours

She'll be saying, "Use me, show me the jacuzzi"

I imagine that it's there on a plate, your high rendezvous rate

Means that you'll never be frightened to make 'em wait

[Bridge]

For a while, I doubt it's your style

Not to get what you set

Out to acquire, the eyes are on fire

You are the unforecasted storm, oh

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]

(Brian) Calm, collected and commanding

(Top marks for not trying) You leave the other story standing

With your renditions and jokes, bet there's hundreds of blokes

That have wept 'cause you've stolen their

Thunder

Are you putting us under?

'Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination

Well, see you later, innovator