[Intro: Chicken (Narrator)]

Welcome to a Minecraft Rap Battle!

Steve versus Herobrine

Begin!

[Verse 1: Herobrine (Aaron Fraser-Nash)]

It's the aggressor up from the nether

I’m about to make you bleed

Hello steven, It's time we finally meet

You outta ya league when you're battlin’ me

This is my world, and I rule it

I take all the leaves of all the trees

I'm really not the kind of guy that you can fool wit' (Whoo!)

So cool it, or I'll burn down your structure

Causin' death and destruction, run to ya bed and get tucked in (Tucked in)

Yeah, I'm comin', that boogieman, that monster

I'm comin’ for those clothes that you stole from my closet

And you ain’t gotta know me, I'm Herobrine, homie

Steve, you lookin’ kinda boney, somebody give this guy a hoagie (Haha!)

Look up in the sky and you might see me, look into my eyes

It'll be the last thing you see before your demise

[Verse 2: Steve (NemRaps)]

What the hell did I do to get faced with the likes of you?

Is it hell that you spawn from? Nether land surely couldn't produce

You're more like a product of MJ’s Never Land, you've definitely been abused

I mean, what even are you? A Ghost? A Demon? A wannabe Slenderman?

'Cause that's all I see, a Fake, a Fraud, a Copy

Actually say that you're a disappearing act I rarely get to see

You're too much of a pussy, I wanna fight you but I can rarely find you, Hello? anybody in?

I'm eating all your hoagies 'cause you said I was wearing thin

And I'm definitely not so boney, especially in my new armor Diamond

So come out, come out, wherever you are

I'm about to 'bout notch up some scars or get lost down here for a long time, where the hell am I?´

[Verse 3: Herobrine (Aaron Fraser-Nash)]

My pyramids and tunnels leave you curiously puzzled

Then I chuckle a couple of seconds before you furiously get pummeled (Hah)

I'll chase you thought the tunnels, all you hear is heavy breathin'

I'm in the shadows of your nightmares, you can barely see him

I bathe in lava that flows from the nether region (Yeah!)

I've never seen you bathe, that smell is your nether regions (Ew!)

And right there's the reasons why I watch from mountain fogs

While you layin' down with hogs, my name brings astounding awe

[Verse 4: Steve (NemRaps)]

Hey, come on man, I can't smell that bad

It's not my fault there's no ingredients to make soap

There is however potions, that'll slow you down, that'll make me stronger

You might just frown when your fire's inferior, I'm leavin' these interiors

You can fight me on the surface, this might be your world

But this house right here is my place, crafted by my own hands

And I'll be damned if you try and erase, I've been through a hundred million blocks

I chopped tree tops, grew a million crops, killed a million mobs, ate a million pork chops

And I ain't gonna stop, oh, and, uhh, this isn't really my house

It's a beacon! now you're a thousand times weakened!

Take this diamond blade, and die finally!