[Verse 1]

On behalf of the nation

We carry on with investigation

To gain vital information

We use specialist kind of interrogation

[Chorus]

It's a tough job, but we love it

However sick the method, we are not above it

We love to use most extraordinary pain

On civvy street we'd be considered criminally insane

[Verse 2]

Without pain there is no gain

And though some liberals might complain

Their taxes pay us just the same

We just do our job, we are not to blame

[Chorus]

It's a tough job, but we love it

However sick the method, we are not above it

We love to use most extraordinary pain

On civvy street we'd be considered criminally insane

[Verse 3]

And this is the beauty

It's taxpayer who tells us our duty

And lest the information comes out late

We mutilate, mutilate, mutilate

Mutilate, mutilate, mutilate

Mutilate, mutilate, mutilate

Mutilate, mutilate, mutilate

Mutilate, mutilate, mutilate