[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1]

They've got your attention

The fat and the furious and your atrophied legs can't run

They've got your attention

The juvenile jilted derailing all discourse for fun

They've got your attention

The slapstick insurgents with giggles and shits and grenades

They've got your attention

Deluders and doxxers, self-righteous self-styled renegades

They've got your attention

The groomers and griftеrs and they've all done thеir own research

They've got your attention

Antagonized fanboys while Nazis and rapists sell merch

[Chorus]

All this skillful stimuli, oppression, and opprobrium

You’d think I'd riot? You’d think I'd cry?

Instead I sit here fucking numb

The village hall's on fire all day

And nobody knows anyone

I play to win, I came to slay

So come ahead then, one on one

[Bridge]

I want to suck on a stone, taste the salt from the sea

Rest my head in the arms of a tree

I want to swim in a brook, push my toes in the mud

And forage from berries and buds

I want to graze on some goosegrass

Chew on chickweed, lie down in the Norfolk Reed

I want to strip by a stream, feel my balls on the breeze

Slide my hand in your jeans and squeeze

(Catch me, kill me

Hug me, buy me

The first month is free

So why don't you try me?)

[Verse 2]

But they've got my attention at the paperless pulpit

And I hungrily swallow their bait

They've got my attention with tridents and truth bombs

And sidebars and shock drops and hate

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]

They've got your attention

And they're not giving it back

They've got our attention

And they really, really hate Disney

They've got my attention

And I think I love it