[Verse 1]

[April] Ooh, you are kooky

[Male] I have no damn humor, I'm sorry

[April] Ooh, you get to me

[Male] In seeing you, it's still I'm afraid, non-

[April] Please stay! Be kooky!

[April] Not toe the line to divert to the head for the trampled flower bed

[Verse 2]

[April] Ooh, you are kooky

[Male] I'm serious, grave, and unending

[April] Ooh, how you thrill me

[Male] I calmly strike down this assertion

[April] Please stay! Stay kooky!

[April] Not fill three-column ledger books 'til and present the freak his bill

[Bridge]

[April] When your kookiness arrives it makes a confusing kind of feeling as you float [?] blow balloons into giraffes

[April] And you let out a [screams]

[Verse 3]

[April] Ooh, you are kooky

[Male] A joke is the refuge of cowards

[April] Ooh, you're exciting

[Male] A frown is a smile hung correctly

[April] Please stay! You are kooky!

[April] Not just a drift and a drag in a square in a codger with gray hair