[Chorus: Lorna James & Derek James]

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, dear Richard

Happy birthday to you

[Outro: Lorna James]

Hahaha, hahaha

Happy birthday, my little son

My little 28-year-old son

Well, you were born by now

Because you were born about five o'clock in the morning

Uh, bundle up

You have a lovely day, I hope your card came