Honkey Kong

By Apathy

On Honkey Kong

Released on August 22, 2007

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[Intro: Denzel Washington sample]

King Kong ain’t got shit on me!


[Verse 1: Apathy]

Bring out the apes, the gorillas, the monkeys and junkies

Half-money, half-bummy, half-genius, half-dummy

Dirty, slutty, bloody, muddy, filthy fuck buddy

If you’re stupid, you should study how I’m steady making money

Like I’m Steady B and Freddy Krueger, bald as Lex Luthor

Spark buddha, pick a public park, become a sharpshooter

Chop an off-duty cop up into chop suey

Channeling 2Pac through me (hock tui), damn, I’m such a Glock groupie

Bad grammar, bad manners, bad hammers, bad mama

Jama hammer bopping, got your grandma yelling like she’s Janice Joplin

I’m joshing, please get off my johnson

I see you bitches jocking this jargon that I’m jotting

I’m Jesus, a genius, a G, I’m a genie

Granting bitches wishes if their wish is for my pee pee

I’m greazy and greedy and creepy and freaky

And skeevy, your breezy, would fuck me for a CD


[Break]

They are very very dangerous wild animals

Something’s got to be done


[Chorus: Vinnie Paz]

Yo, look at all this wild shit y'all got me on

With fire arms now it’s on like Honkey Kong

Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at?

Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at?

Look at all this wild shit y’all got me on

They play this song and it’s on like Honkey Kong

Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at?

Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at?


[Verse 2: Apathy]

Bring out the rebels, the devils, bring out the vandals

Bring the vicious ditch diggers and bitches with love handles

Bring the bummy scummy stretch mark tummy with no money

Strobe light honey who swears she like a playboy bunny

Ap is batty, daffy attitude, crappy the scrappy verbally

Abusive baby daddy, calling liquor stores the packy

I’m picky in particular, consider sex an extracurricular test

And you can call me Professor Testicular

Stick it in ya, dick dangle down to my fibula

Nah I’m fibbing it just barely touched the top of my tibia

The titty-touching, city-crushing, pretty fucking disgusting

Kiddy abducting, giddy up and gallop through the dust

A chauvinist, a showoff, as classic as Chopin

Or Eric. B with dookie ropes, so call me the dope man

You fucks dont even know, if you dont come up with my dough

You’ll hear more neins than German people screaming, “No!”


[Break]

I’m that Honkey Kong, orangutang, killer ape, gorilla (scratches)


[Chorus: Vinnie Paz]

Look at all this wild shit y'all got me on

With fire arms now it’s on like Honkey Kong

Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at?

Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at?

Look at all this wild shit y’all got me on

They play this song and it’s on like Honkey Kong

Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at?

Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at?