[Hook]
Candy
I call my sugar candy
(Because I'm sweet on)
[Dose]
Top of the list together like Twix
My doctor says to give you up I'm taking a risk
My friends say I'm all hype but that's all they can say
They see I'm about 3 Swedish Fish from a Hershey's Kiss
See she's thicker than a Snickers in smore
And it really doesn't matter Now or Later if I score
I met her on Fifth Avenue not in no hood bar
I bet a hundred grand I'll be your Mr. Goodbar
Butterfingers gripped to ridiculous hips
While she giving me Good'N'Plenty with her licorious lips
I can't call it I can't front I'm stuck I'm a sugarholic
Always got my Pushpop in her Whatchamacallit
I'm in love symphony and doves what do I do
How I turned my little Chicklet into a Big League Chew
We need a house a six and some beautiful kids
And we'll be in candyland with our Junior Mints
Because she's
[Hook]
[Apathy]
I heard you was chilling with them Nerds and the Sourpatch Kids
Sniffing nose candy no Candy I ain't in your biz' but
Every single payday you're checking your Sidekick
Hit the Kit Kat club and sniff a Pixie Stick
You got a Sugardaddy but when will money learn
That that shit will turn his candybar into a Gummy Worm
Got fired from your job so you hit me up
Told me that they made you piss in a Reeses Cup
She a freak all you gotta do is rub up against her
And she'll push her head back like a Pez dispenser
Told me one day she going to be a monster star
But she never found that golden ticket in a Wonka Bar
You understand me Candy I talked to your family
They said they ain't heard from you since was in Miami
Got a pimp, tried to make a little mint like Andes
Traded in your Fruit Roll Ups for eadible panties
Damn Candy
[Hook]
Great line. Ap’s telling her that since the guy taking care of her is doing coke too, it’ll lead to him being impotent.
It’s very common and little known that although cocaine increases sex drive at the onset of the high, prolonged usage leads to erectile dysfunction and impotency.
Fifth Avenue is a street in Manhattan known for being high class. Meeting a girl in a high class area implies that she probably has more class and a more socially accepted etiquette, therefore a women who’d catch the attention of men looking for “classy” women to not just date, but possibly marry as Dose explains later. And it’s a candy bar…
For many people, the idea of sweets is a fascinating one. Sweets were commonly the treat that a child always wanted but never really got (depending on the parents). They can serve as this Holy Grail that you want to attain
Hence the Cartoon:
Candyland was a game that took place in a world of these sweets. It serves as this unattainable paradise that every kid would like to go. Quite a little to ask for given that your idea of paradise changes as you age.
So not only can this song be about a sweet woman named Candy, but also one that shows these two rappers wanting to reach that paradise.
And well, it had the word candy in it.
Junior is usually a common name for a baby boy, especially when a name has not been decided on or when the boy shares the same name as the father. The candy Junior mints are bite-sized mints that are comparably small. Here, they are symbolyzing Candy and Dose’s future kids that he dreams so much abut having with this woman.
The “Pushpop” is a brand of candy which is being used to refer to Dose’s external reproductive organ. When eating the pushpop, you have to pop the candy out, and can push it back in once you are done, so this is a good candy to refer a dick to.
In informal English, “Watchamacallit” is often used to refer to things that have so little value or importance that it is not even worth the breath to say the correct name, or you simply don’t remember the name. It is also a brand of candy which is referring to this woman’s (Candy) external reproductive organ.
First it is important to note that Score and Now or Later are candy. He uses them for a play on words meaning that he does not care how long it takes for them to have sex.