[Verse 1]

All I, all I, all I, all I wanted

Was a bit of bread

Mama called me disappointment

Papa called me fat

[Chorus]

I like it garlic, rye, and brown

Banana, honey bun

Brioche, focaccia, naan

Bagel, baguette, and croissant

I like it black and white

I like it thick and fried

It's always on my mind

Bread

[Verse 2]

Look at my bakery

I got some cake, I got it flavory

It's hot and spicy, sweet and savory

Bake it, cook it, make it right

Matzo, pizza, make me high

Sold my mom for a piece of pie

Bye-bye

[Bridge]

Oh, mamma mia

That was a bad idea

Explosive diarrhea

That gluten's really bad

But sorry

Bread makes me kinda horny

My homies try to warn me

I'm celiac and dead

Bread