Skip Bayless

By Ankith Woods

Released on July 12, 2024

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[Intro]

[?] made the beat


[Verse]

Ayy, I might make your fuckin' weekly income on a fuckin' TikTok

I like girls that listen to Lana Del Rey, I like girls that listen to Slipknot

I'm getting vertigo in the whip, I think I need to take a pit stop

Your girl on my dick, you on my dick, I think y'all need to have a tipoff

Like Chris Bosh and Steven Adams in 2013

I know people that'll kill your family for a Perc 30

I need a bigger paycheck if y'all want me to wake up early

I'm with my white friends at the country club, tryna smash a birdie

Throwin' dimes around in Michigan, like Jared Goff

My plug at the hospital with the nurses faking coughs

Even if you cool, your fuckin' team suck like JJ Watt

Dawg, my family OG, my mom ain't never callеd the cops

Yeah, if you ain't a zoologist, stop playing with the G.O.A.T

It's 65 dеgrees out, I'm tryna chill out on a boat

Yeah, I might pop some molly and fuck up my frontal lobe

Yeah, I might spend a reasonable amount of money on a coat

Yeah, her saliva trickles down my nuts, call her Nancy Reagan

Running from my problems, I think I need a new pair of Asics

I might point a laser at his face like I'm doing LASIK

You a fuckin' dork ass loser like fuckin' Skip Bayless