Sonic vs Thomas

By Animation Rewind

Released on March 27, 2021

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[Sonic]

A train is only as strong, as its weakest link

Your lane does not belong, it's the bleakest stink

You lost your mind and you're off the tracks

Thomas the Tank can't handle Sonic spittin' facts


[Thomas]

I'm off the rails, there is no need to cover my tracks

Killing a rodent is not a crime, no hidden tax

I'll send you to the bunker and turn you into steam

You'll finally have more value than SEGA can ever dream


[Sonic]

You can't keep a freight face, you have tunnel vision!

Thomas the Tank? More like Thomas the Collision!

Your face looks like mush, you have a boring show

It doesn't get worst than Thomas and Friеnds: All Engines Go!


[Thomas]

A boring show? That's every Sonic Cartoon

Hit mе with a harpoon then watch Sonic X or Sonic Boom

Show no mercy. Play no games, get wrecked by Percy

(yeah) Get run over by James, don't mess with Thomas the Train


[Sonic]

(yeah) You think you're tough because you have colorful friends?

Meet Tails and Knuckles, they'll show you new ends

They'll bust your pipes and flatten you like a mat

We'll sell your scraps to Sir Topham Hatt!


[Thomas]

Your ego is big, but your body is small

The arrogance you show will be your downfall

You've been around since 91 but I've been around since 1946

Your current game in development is a mess, no quick fix!


[Sonic]

You've been here for a lifetime but now you're on a lifeline!

You run out of tracks, you're the last of your bloodline

Your industry is outdated and your end is really near


[Super Sonic]

If you thought base form was scary Super Sonic is your true fear


[Thomas]

Super Sonic? Hyper Sonic? No Sonic makes me blink!

You think I would shrink but I just sit back and think

How can this hedgehog get away with his ways?

Little does he know that his brand is stuck in a maze