Sonic vs Sans - Intellectual

[Sonic]

It starts with the Genesis, so let me reminisce

Sonic’s the name, speed is my game

You ain’t gonna last (yeah) I could rap fast

I’m the blue blur you’re a bag of bone spurs

So Sans what can I say (yeah yeah)

It’s your last game, press start to play

Ay kid, put on some pants

Your raps are weak they seem like rants

I don’t really know why they call you Sonic

You act way more Napoleonic

And yes that was a short joke

So I really hope you’re woke to dodge my smoke

(yuh yuh let’s go uh)

You want smoke? Play Undertale

No one wants it even if it’s on sale

I’ve been a gaming icon for years

Five years in you’re just a meme and jeers

I’ve been on TV, the consoles, even on the big screen

Your only hope is a normie meme machine

(so let’s go)

Sonic callin’ Sans a normie?

I knew your head was foggy didn’t think it was stormy

I was goin’ easy but I’m gonna bone you hard

You’re nothing more than a Mario clone r***rd

And yes I said a no no word

But it’s not my fault that you are just a blue turd

(uh)

Sans callin’ me a ripoff? He doesn’t even know!

Patrick, Steven, and Ness called, they own your show

Your own theme is an Earthbound meme (ok)

Mario and I, yes we have similar games

But you’re so similar it’s a copying shame

So enjoy your 1 HP just prepare to die in HD

(yuh let’s go, it’s Sonic)

Ok hedgehog explain this. When did you and Kakarot kiss?

You stole his, looks, powers, and design

Sonic the Hedgehog? No, you’re Sonic the Swine

Sure, I’m like Patrick, Steven, Yes even Ness

But at least it’s not 06, and for I say that god bless