[Sonic]
Yo Bluey, are you ready?
Ready to turn, red cause I’m coming for your head!
You better think quick and you need to get a clue
You look way worse than Blue with a flu!
[Bluey]
G’day hedgehog, I’m Bluey the Dog!
I’m a heeler and soon you’ll be a kneeler!
Bow down, for I have the best show
Sonic’s ratings are ironically slow!
[Sonic]
I hear you’re from the land down under
But soon you’ll be six feet below
Slapped by a spin dash struck by blue thunder
Bluey the dog will become Bluey the dough!
[Bluey]
You wasted your verse on a basеless threat
Forget your gamе ps, I’d rather play Russian Roulette!
At least there’s an 83% chance that I stay alive
A boring sonic game gives me 0 chance to survive
[Sonic]
I’ll spin dash your sis and score me a bingo
That’s both literal and metaphorical lingo!
I love chili dogs, so I guess I’ll eat your mom
Your dropping tears, and you know I’m dropping bombs!
[Bluey]
Aussie what you did there, but my puns are better!
Soon you’ll end up in a straight jacket sweater!
Your games aren’t really quite crazy but mostly just lazy
It’s been 30 years and most of which bring tears
[Sonic]
Don’t mock my decades of existence
You can’t even bring up one decade of resistance
30 years from now I’ll be a legend
30 years and you’ll be a sloppy second
[Bluey]
My show is already getting started and already a boom
Sonic Boom is a bust and your reboots won’t go vroom
Sonic runs in circles, I run to the top
I’m positive that your next game will be a flop