Lightning McQueen vs Thomas

[Thomas (Little G Fresh)]

Ello Lightning, can I call you Lightning McClown?

You like to say Ka-Chow, but you only make me frown!

I wonder why you wear, number 95?

But I guess it doesn't matter, soon you won’t be alive

Wooooooow, going after my slogan

I can't take offense to someone who is uglier than Logan

You're not a true locomotive, but you’re definitely Loco

I'll empty your tank and drop you off at Sunoco

No thanks, I'll take British Petroleum!

You seem salty, you might be high on Sodium

Your life was a highway, your death will be a crash

Look both ways before crossing, or else I'll smash!

I'll look both ways, that I can promise

But no way will I get smashed by a fool named Thomas!

You can't catch me, you can't even catch a check

This jobless Tank, is nothing more than a train wreck!

I have a real job, one that's even a Blue-collar

You’re a wannabe celebrity, you don’t deserve a dollar!

You like to race, but there's nothing to chase

Cars 2 was one of Pixar’s biggest disgrace

Calling me a wannabe? Stop self-projecting

I'm the real deal, there's something you're neglecting:

My movies made the box office, you’re direct to DVD

Go back to your tunnel, your only option is to flee

They named you after lightning, but all I see is rain

Your raps are so sad, they only bring tears and pain

When you race, you only run from your problems

You can run, but you can't hide from your inner Goblins

Thomas is the only tank with a bad track record

The flag you'll never cross is the one that is checkered

That flag belongs to the winners, and so it belongs to me

I'll be chanting: Ka-Chow! You'll be chanting Do-Re-Mi