Doge vs Sonic

By Animation Rewind

Released on May 15, 2021

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[Doge]

Wow, Such Rap, Much Attack

Doge is here, but Sonic is back?

You collect rings and I collect Dogecoins!

Only one of us can afford sweet Tenderloins!


[Sonic]

Keep your tenderloins, I eat Chili Dogs

And soon I'll eat real dogs, you belong with the frogs!

I don't take investment advice from a meme

You wanna be a currency, but your coin is a pipe dream


[Doge]

My coin funds rocket, your rings are the joke!

I'm a billionaire, SEGA is just going broke!

I sell coins daily, you struggle to sell games

My community is unified, your fanbase is in flames!


[Sonic]

You're not spitting fact, you're just telling straight liеs!

SEGA is on a roll and my movie is on the rise

You arе worse than Walter heck even Grumpy Cat

Doge thinks he's buff but he's just really fat!


[Doge]

You are confusing me with Cheems, but even he is based

Sonic is Cringe and his Games are all a waste

The value of your console has reduced rate to 0

You wanna save the world but you are not a real hero!


[Sonic]

Doge might go to the moon, but I will reach the stars

I've been to deep space, you can't even reach Mars

For someone who sells crypto, your raps aren't cryptic

Your raps are so bad and you're barred are apocalyptic!


[Doge]

Apocalyptic? Much compliment, such thanks!

Apocalyptic rhymes, time to bring in the Doge Tanks!

My rhymes will cause your end, it's time for a Doge Uprise!

I'll take your rings, gems, emeralds, and I'll claim every prize!


[Sonic]

The only thing you'll take is some new advice!

You better start running I'm no longer playing nice

You started as a dog and a dog you'll stay!

Bow down, gimme paw or I'll make your life grey!