[Verse 1]

2015, don’t matter what year it is

I fuckin’ murder Math, I’m the best Mathematician

I fucking Love Math, Algebra, Geometry

Calculus, Differentials, and Trigonometry

I fucking murder Math, every night in my basement

I got proof to deduce my Mathematical statements

Teachers, put your chalk down, students, write your work out

I Murder Math every day, higher than Archimedes counts

I don’t call it Homework, I call it Homefun

Pythagorean Theorem, my outcomes are awesome

You’re the one with Math Problems

[Chorus 1]

I murder math (Isosceles Triangles)

Straight up murder math (Theorems)

I stick a knife in math (Square Roots)

Slit the throat of math

29 times 2 is 58, Dumbass

[Verse 2]

Callin out famous math geniuses to the decimal

Compared to me, every Mathematician’s infinitesimal

Father of Computers was Charles Babbage

Fucking uninvent computers

I do your shit on an abacus

Einstein, while you’re here, why don’t you stick to Science

E equals MC who cares

I’m a Math lion

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, figure it out

You stole your shit from Euclid, I’ll Math your fuckin’ teeth out

[Verse 3]

Carl Freidrich Gauss

You make me wanna Math puke

If you’re the Prince of Math, I’m the motherfucking Archduke

Pythagoras, Pascal, Gottfried von Liebniz

You dirty rascals can git down on deez nuts

If Rene Descartes is the Father of Geometry

I’m his fucking Math dad on the Math family tree

Everything’s Math to me, I’m a Math monolith

Every word in my mouth’s Math

I'm a fuckin' Mathsmith!

[Chorus 2]

I murder math (Algebra II)

Straight up murder math (Parallelograms)

I stick a knife in math (Sine, Cosine and Tangent)

Slit the throat of math

63 divided by 9 is 7

63 divided by 7 is 9