[Verse 1: Yakko, Wakko, Dot, All]

They ran out of ideas for fresh new shows

So Hollywood did the only thing it knows

Murphy Brown, Melrose Place

Gilmore Girls, Lost In Space

That's So Raven's what they're cravin'

(I know that's a show worth savin')

I vote X-Files for a comeback

(Ducovny's still a real snack)

Would the Golden Girl's be darker

If we resurrect Bea Arthur?

[Chorus: All, Yakko]

Reboot it, renew it

Reshoot it, redo it

And reuse it, retool it

Abuse it, just do it

If you wanna make some easy cash, just recycle and rehash

Repeat it, rеinstate it

Reheat it, rеcreate it

There's no need to feel frustrated

Simply just regurgitate it

For a guaranteed ratings smash

Dig it up out of the trash

Come on

Just reboot it

[Verse 2: Yakko, Wakko, Dot, All]

Will & Grace, and Dynasty

Sweet 16 on MTV

Blue's Clues, Twin Peaks and Fargo

Go catch Carmen Sandiego

Just relax and take the flak

If people want it, bring it back

Looney Tunes, Queer Eye, and DuckTales

Just reboot it, 'cause it sells

Take something foreign, then translate it

Shamelessly appropriate it

Even if the old fans hate it

Get the script rights cleared

You've done sequels, tried for prequels

Think of all the streams that equals

Utilizing these techniques will make your shows revered

Shows revered

[Chorus: All]

Reboot it, renew it

Reshoot it, redo it

And reuse it, retool it

Abuse it, just do it

If you wanna make some easy cash, just recycle and rehash

Repeat it, reinstate it

Reheat it, recreate it

There's no need to feel frustrated

Simply just regurgitate it

For a guaranteed ratings smash

Dig it up out of the trash

Come on

Just reboot it