[Intro]

To anyone following me on fucking Facebook, YouTube, Twitter... Stop. 'Cause I'm not on that shit. And don't fucking donate either

[Verse 1]

Yo, you're all fucking nerds

A bunch of Zuckerbergs

You're not the drunkard from the suburb or his publisher

What up Jers? My hunger's like the Governor's

In other words, I'ma be as big as Punisher

So be where you scarf shit 'cause these drugs are wearing off

Them Reds I call them Benny Larkin

And I take them very often

I'm bout to drop shit

I've been prairie dogging since Intervention, and yo, I can't hold it any longer (Ppph!)

The poop becomes a star, First they "ooh" and "aah"

You have turned into a tumor that only few can ignore

This tutelage's your root to uproot the root of the cause

I'm only using bars I'm just like punitive loss

I ain't losing so you shouldn't choose a war

You ain't got the fortitude to end up costing a few, that you can't endure

Me? I'm getting Putin involved with nuclear arms

Until the mutiny of looting stores and mutants evolve

Liquor kills my sorrows

So bitter the pills I swallow

And mixing the pink and orange must consider me Kilimanjaro

So much that in we borrow

Who's getting the bill tomorrow?

Instead of the Monte Carlo we bought the Murciélago

Not fiscally responsible

Military wants Tamil

Not the use for armor now they need to conquer Kandahar

No kumbaya, just a few [?] drones, human bombs

Press wants to remove a side, but would rather Nuke Iran

I'm counting blessings instead of countless obsessions

We ain't come out the recession it's just about an election

I bring an ounce to the session

I can't get out my aggression

So I get in the ring then I have a bout with depression (Boohoo!)

My umbellifer got me high as [?]

Why must I always just spill if I play the roll of the villain

I really feel like it's silly pride

And the flow is so ill-advised

Even though it is killing guys

Probably gon' make a deal arise

Can't use me like some loopy groupie that I fed some roofies

I think these lugees have made me ruder than Andy Rooney

My doodie smells like perfume to me, is it lunacy? Presumably

Or am I just zooted? So soon you'll see

To be or not? To be on top like a monopoly

While smoking broccoli laced with lots o' oxy's and oxycline

All types of shit they make from poppy seeds [?]

Was not my dream to get more checks than a hockey team

Asking where the chorus is? Might want to fast-forward this

And take the recording and shove it right up your orifice

Aren't you bored with the smorgasbord of corporate annoyances?

How 'bout you get a thesaurus, find a word that's pejorative? (Uhh?)

I don't need a foreign whip to get more head than corner kicks

I'll Hines Ward your chick

Feed her pills like I'm Morpheus

Amount of kids that swam through her organs is so inordinate

That we could pass an ordinance and call them out the orphanage

His ship has sailed

I move as quick as injured snails

Long as finishing entails me being a millionaire

Get locked up in the city jail, then someone fucking bring the bail, then laugh at the judge (HA-HA!) tell 'er I'm too big to fail