The front page news, it's all about Kirsty

Nothing else is wrong, we're just bloodthirsty

Calling all stations

We've got a good one here

Calling all nations

We've got the problems solved

We don't need your help

Click click along, it's what you all asked for

Why does it take a song, to heat up this cold war?

Calling all stations

We've got a good one here

Calling all nations

We've got the problems solved

We don't need your help

And if I've killed one man, I've killed two

You do not do any more, black shoe

And if I've killed one man, I've killed two

You can not do any more

We don't need your help