[Intro: Civilian, Badware 1, Badware 2]

Oh gosh, I'm the only one left in the double trouble left round. What do I do?

Wait, why does the LMS sound different?

MWAHAHAHAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL LMS BECAUSE BOTH OF US TOGETHER ARE SPECIAL!

[Verse 1: Badware 1, Badware 2]

This is Roblox Die of Death

And in this LMS, you'll die of death

Did you really think you could beat us?

DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD REALLY DEFEAT US?

We are badwares, the best ones!

All of your friends are dead because they were bums

We don't need guns like Killdroid; we use our fists because we're employed!

[Interlude: Civilian, Badware 1, Badware 2, V1, Adachi Rei, The Noise, ALL]

You guys fucking suck at singing

Hey, no we don't! I… well, uhm, dude, what the fuck are you doing?

Hey guys, it's me Adachi Rei from Hatsune Miku Fortnite

Who the fuck is that?

She just told you, dumbass

Yeah, well I have someone too, just gimme a sec

Hey guys, it's me V1 Ultrakill

V1, YOU SUCK ASS!

Oh yeah? Well, how about we showdown? Guess you can call this a special guest showdown!

Wait, where'd the music go?

DID SOMEONE SAY SPECIAL GUEST SHOWDOWN??! IS THAT THE NOISE FROM PIZZA TOWER?!

Yep! That's me! The one and only!

BWAAAHHH

Oh my god (shit)

Okay. Where were we?

Oh- oh yeah!

V1, TELL THIS BITCH TO GO!

WAIT!! Aren't we supposed to be going after the civilian? Why are we making them fight each other?!

You know, that's actually a really good point!

Gulp...

Aw shucks..

[Verse 2: Badware 1, Badware 2, V1, Adachi Rei]

THIS IS Y2K, YOU WILL NOT BE OKAY

WE WILL TICKLE YOUR FEET

And maybe play with your meat

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE, CIVILIAN

Turn this volume up to a million!

This LMS is so nuts!

We will also destroy your nuts

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE

I WILL SCARE YOU LIKE THAT APE MAN

Tickle my feet and call me Pete

My singing is just so elite

You're taking many hits and your legs are getting sore

I think this is the end; by the way, you look so poor!

[Outro: Badware 1, Badware 2, V1, Adachi Rei]

Look at us, our retro aura ready to give you the gub!

When this game is over, I'll go inside the bathtub

When you mess with me, you mess with us, so get that through your head!

We have reached the end of the song

YOU'RE DEAD..