[Intro: Artful, Banana Peel]

Finally, last person left

Wonder who it is

Artful, your show sucks!

No… not you again!

It’s showtime!

[Verse 1: Artful, Banana Peel]

Goddamn, it’s you again

I fucking hate bananas

I’m gonna kill you

This is your fault

All your friends are dead now

I killed them with my wand (You won’t stop me now!)

You’re gonna die like them too (This is not the end for me, and you know that!)

I hate you, Banana (So just give up right now!)

You need to die

Oh, I need my revenge (I have friends to avenge!)

I hate you, this is your fault

Come around, watch my final act

Your show sucks, I hate you too

Come around and suck on my peels

[Verse 2: Artful, Banana Peel]

Okay, I’ve had enough

You’re gonna fucking die now

You caused all of this

You turned me this way

And I won’t let you get away

For every soul that been lost, I’ll win no matter the cost

And I will get the last laugh like always

You are gonna lose this match, and I will escape

From you like I always do

Please, stop!

Stop with the bananas!

[Outro: Artful]

No, you can’t get away!

I’m so close to killing you

But I am so weak

All of these bananas make me slip

I won’t let you go…

No!