Released on February 17, 2026

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[Intro: Badware, Civilian]

I AM BADWARE

Okay, Just gotta set up my computers..

(Crafting)

Ahh, Life is so beautiful..

Haha guys watch this, BOOP!

HEY!!


[Verse 1: Badware]

How do you lay a finger on my computer you will die!

I will hit you very hard until you fall and then you cry!

I AM BADWARE

I AM BADWARE

I AM BADWARE

THAT'S MY NAME!

I AM BADWARE

I AM BADWARE

I AM BADWARE

YOU ARE LAME!

I am the Badware, and I am unstoppable

Go on give it a shot, but it's not very probable

The Best of the Best no other clanker can match me and

OW!

Dude What the hell!

I swear to God if you won't let me set up my computers

I'll get really mad and really sad and i'll be really fucking mad!

Please just let me set up my computers

Pleasе just let me set up my computеrs!

Yeah!!


[Interlude]

Okay, just gotta...come on!

Oh God!

Just gotta finish this right up and-

OH MY GOD!

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!?!?

No..

I can't be pushed around like this...

I am THE Badware!!

I'll show them..MY TRUE STRENGTH!


[Verse 2: Badware]

Okay listen up all of you little chuds I've had it now!

If you mess with Badware then I'm gonna make you say ow!

I already told you that I am unstoppable

So you might as well just GIVE UP!- Ow!

AUGH, GODDAMNIT, FUCK YOU SUCK

THIS ISN'T EVEN SKILL ALL OF IT IS JUST LUCK!

IF I GET SHOT OR PUNCHED ONE MORE TIME-

ERROR_ERROR_CANNOT_RHYME

I HAATEEE YOUUUU ALLLLL (SHE GON SHE GON CALL ME CALL ME, SHE GON CALL ME BABY BOO x2)

Please just let me place my computers! I JUST WANT TO PLACE MY COMPUTERS! (SHE GON SHE GON CALL ME CALL ME, SHE GON CALL ME BABY BOO x2)

AUGHHHHHH!!!

Baby booo

Baby bOoOooooO

SHE GON SHE GON CALL ME CALL ME, SHE GON CALL ME BABY BOO

SHE GON SHE GON CALL ME CALL ME, SHE GON CALL ME BABY BOO

AHHHHHHHH! YEAH!!!!

Ohio Scream

[Outro: Pursuer, Paintfreak]

What was that?

Badware...

What?!

Do you think he's okay?

Yeah...He'll-He'll be alright

Uhh..you sure?

Yep