[Intro: Devesto, Caretaker]

Oh my gosh, guys, run!

He’s like some type of F3X abuser!

Wait, that was kinda tuff

[Verse 1]

Look at me, I am here

I’ll run you over like a deer

I’m abusing F3X

I’m flinging around big objects

I’m Devesto, that’s my name

I’m the besto, you are lame

I will beat you up right now

So watch out or else you will die

Look at what I have right here

Take a look or I’ll smack your rear

Sign my petition right now

Or else I’ll kill you with a spear

I’m Devesto, I’m Devesto

I’m Devesto, I’m Devesto

I’m Devesto, I’m Devesto

I’m Devesto, I’m Devesto

[Interlude: Devesto, Caretaker, Hotdog, Banana Peel]

Sign my petition!

No!

Sign this petition!

No!

Sign my petition, damnit, I don’t have all day

Stop it!

Sign this right now!

No, fuck you

Okay, fuck you then

Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?

No, get away from me!

Shit

[Outro]

Why won’t you just sign this petition?

I have some plans to take over Britain

I am Devesto and I am the besto

So sign this petition to save Britain

Seriously, can one person here sign this stupid petition?

I’ve got stuff to do