[Intro]

Watch me do some magic tricks

Do you like my magic tricks?

Why don’t you like all my tricks?

[Verse 1]

Oh my gosh, all of you guys are super mean, please stop it please

Oh my god, you better stop, I mean it, oh my gosh

I hate you and your banana peels, stupid banana peels

Banana, please stop with the banana, you’re all so mean

Oh my gosh, all of you guys are super mean, please stop it please

Oh my god, you better stop, I mean it, oh my gosh

I hate you and your banana peels, stupid banana peels

Banana, please stop with the banana, you’re all so mean

[Verse 2]

Why does no one love my tricks?

Come on, just like all my tricks

La, la, la, la, la

Fuck you, fuck you, yeah!

If you won’t like all my tricks

I’ll give your feet some special licks

I’m tired of this pain

I’m turning fucking evil, yeah!

Why does no one love my tricks?

Come on, just like all my tricks

La, la, la, la, la

Fuck you, fuck you, yeah!

If you won’t like all my tricks

I’ll give your feet some special licks

I’m tired of this pain

I’m turning fucking evil, yeah!

[Verse 3]

I am super fucked up now

Now I will get my revenge

I hate all bananas now

And Artful will get his revenge

All of this pain all in my brain

I am artful, also smartful

I may have a lot of pain

But trust me, I have a big ass brain