[Intro]

Someday I may try and reason with you, but that's not today

(Today)

Someday I may try and reason with you, but that's not today

[Verse 1]

Let me educate you silly, you should read the terms and conditions

Oh wait, that's your line, why're you giving these to me for free?

I'm supposed to be doing this to you, not you to me

[Bridge]

I've had a lot of bad times

Some bad people in my life

But you take the cake

And all I have to say to you is:

[Chorus]

Someday I may try and reason with you, but that's not today

(Today)

Someday I may try and reason with you, but that's not today

(Today)

[Verse 2]

Let me educate you silly, you should read the terms and conditions

Let me еducate you silly, you should read the tеrms and conditions

Let me educate you silly, you should read the terms and conditions

[Bridge]

Yknow', I've had a lot of bad times

Some bad people in my life

But you take the cake

And all I have to say to you is:

[Chorus]

Someday I may try and reason with you, but that's not today

(Today)

Someday I may try and reason with you, but that's not today

(Today)

[Outro]

Let me educate you silly

Let me educate you silly